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SUSAN, A DEVIANTART UPLOAD!!!

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You know, when good things come in your life, and then funny things add up to them, your life kind of gets a turn for the insane side...which I am perfectly fine with because screw sanity!!! XD

So, I now present to you all the link that destroyed the last ounces of sanity that me and my good friend :icontakarasasylum: had, and bellow it, the result of us seeing that link. RIP brain cells. You will not be missed! XD


SUSAN!!!

Labouka: SUSAN, WHERE IS MY COFFEE?
Labouka: SUSAN, YOU ARE PROMOTED!
Labouka: SUSAN, THE TAX OFFICE IS HERE. HIDE ME!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IS NEXT DOOR AND SIGNS AUTOGRAPHS! GET ON IT!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, THERE'S NO SALT IN MY SOUP!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, THE PRINTER NEEDS MORE INK!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?
Labouka: SUSAN, LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, MEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIC!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, I THINK WE NEED TO CALL THE COPS, I DID NOT HIRE THIS MAN YELLING NEXT TO ME!
HAT Admin: SUSAN?
HAT Admin: SUSAN ARE YOU LISTENING?
HAT Admin: SUSAN?
HAT Admin: SUSAN!!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, MY FOOTBALL TEAM SCORED A GOAL!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY?
Labouka: SUSAN, WHAT IS LOVE???
HAT Admin: SUSAN, GET BACK HERE AND LOVE ME!
Labouka: SUSAN, NEED A DISPENSER HERE!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN I KILLED A MAN!
Labouka: SUSAN, SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, WE NEED A STRONGER WALL!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, SUSAN!
Labouka: SUSAN, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE???
HAT Admin: SUSAN, IM A DINOSAUR! SEND HELP!
Labouka: SUSAN, I HIT THE JACKPOT!!! PARTY HARD!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, THIS IS HOW REAL DINOS OPEN DOORS, FORGET VELOCIRAPTORS!
Labouka: SUSAN, SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
HAT Admin: OH SAY, CAN YOU SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Labouka: SUSAN, MAKE ME A SANDVICH!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE!
Labouka: SUSAN, STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN QUICK WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF IDAHO, I CALLED A QUIZ SHOW AND I HAVE FIVE SECONDS LEFT!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, VALVE SOLD OCULUS RIFT TO FACEBOOK, GET MY RIFLE!
Labouka: SUSAN, WHO TOUCHED MY GUN???
HAT Admin: SUSAN ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, DID YOU TOUCH HEAVY'S GUN?!?!
Labouka: SUSAN, THAT HEAVY IS A SPY!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, WHAT DOES THE PYRO SAY???
HAT Admin: SUSAN, PAY ATTENTION TO SCOUT, HE'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL!
Labouka: SUSAN, THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL YOU!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN! I GOT THE ROLE FOR JACK TORRENCE IN THE LOCAL PLAY PRODUCTION OF THE SHINING!
Labouka: SUSAN, I AM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, GET MAD!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, DID YOU PUT EXTRA CREAM IN MY COFFEE?!?!?!
Labouka: SUSAN, PILLS HERE!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, STOP IGNORING ME!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, RELOADING!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, DOES THIS WALL MAKE ME LOOK FAT!!!?!?!
Labouka: SUSAN, WILL YOU MARRY ME???
HAT Admin: SUSAN, OH MY GOD, JENNIFER BROUGHT HER NEW PUPPY!!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, HUDDA HUDDA HUH!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, HON HON HON!
Labouka: SUSAN, SPAH'S SAPPING MY EGGS!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, WE STILL HAVE FIVE SNIPERS! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FIRE THEM!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, SWITCH TO MEDIC, THERE'S TOO MANY SNIPERS!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, YOU MAKE A GOOD SNIPER! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, BONK!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN IS CREDIT TO OFFICE!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, PUSH LITTLE CART!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, I AM FULLY CHARGED!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, MICHAEL BAY IS MAKING A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE MOVIE!!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK???
HAT Admin: SUSAN, I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, ERECTING A SENTRY!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, IM ON FIYAH!!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, SCRUMPY!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, I CHOOSE YOU!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, TIE MY SHOES!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, WHY ARE ALL MY PRESIDENTIAL SHOELACES GONE?!
Labouka: SUSAN, SLAP MY HAND!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, EAT ME! I WANNA DIE! : D
HAT Admin: SUSAN THE TF2 COMIC IS OUT!!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN?!?!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, DID YOU HEAR ME?!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, I LOVE YOUR NAIL POLISH!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, ARE YOU OFFLINE?!?!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE OFFLINE OR NOT!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, DONT LEAVE ME ALL ALONE!!!
Labouka: SUSAN, MY FUCKING COMPUTER CRASHED!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, DID YOU CRASH PYRO'S COMPUTER?!
Labouka: SUSAN, CREATE A TV SHOW FOR TAK!!!
HAT Admin: *now starts saying everything in an overly obnoxious Jersey accent* SUSAAAAAAN, WHY DID YOU TAKE MY LIGHTER?! I HAVE THINGS TO SET ON FIYAH, YA KNOW?!!!!!
HAT Admin: DID YOU SEE THE LINK?! DID YA SEE THE LINK, SUSAN?!
Labouka: SUSAN, I SAW THAT LINK! IT WAS AWESOME!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKIN TO YA!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, WHERE IS MY MOCHA LATTE I ASKED FOR AN HOUR AGO?!
Labouka: SUSAN, I GOT A HIGH SCORE IN TETRIS!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, DID YOU KNOW MONOPOLY IS NAMED AFTER A THING IN ECONOMICS?!
Labouka: SUSAN, I AM PREGNANT!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, IM DATING YOUR FIANCE I HOPE YOU DONT MIND.
Labouka: SUSAN, I ATE YOUR FIANCE, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND!!!
HAT Admin: SUSAN, YOUR FIANCÉ TASTES AWFUL!!!

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...And the moral of this entire fall into madness, you say...? XD

...Susan's fiance tastes awful?...I guess? XD

...Well, screw logic, people. Sanity is meaningless to us from now on! Reason is weak!!! XD
The above was created in the span of 2 hours and 15 minutes. And I am not regretting any of those 2 hours of my life. At all. God bless you Tak, for the hilarious laughs you gave me that day, and hopefully it was equally funny on your end too. I am still reading these and laughing myself to tears. XD

SUSAN, LONG LIVE THE INSANITY!!! XD
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